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BAYKO BARON 16 - CHINLESS WONDERERS

by Bilfred


BAYKO BARON 16

CHINLESS WONDERERS

Cup Final Day and and Nemandible Parva has become a ghost town as its citizens stream to the Chinless Wonderers Stadium

The players and their WAGS are waved in as the fans cue for entry to the car park - above them the twin domes that once inspired Wembley remind all of the teams illustrious nickname - The Boobies!


BAYKO BARON 11 - LAKJAW MANOR

by Bilfred

BAYKO BARON 11

LAKJAW MANOR

 1715 AD (a-quarter-past five) A golden Cornish sun bathes the bosky Queen Anne splendour of Lakjaw Manor – hmm, nice!

The estate has just changed hands, the previous occupant departing suddenly after the failure of the recent Jacobite ‘15’ . The new owner, ‘Trelawney’ A. Grasp (I wonder what the ‘A’ is for?), is just returned from the Sugar Islands with a vasty fortune we hear. Indeed, ‘tis said to be millions, all kept in cash – clearly he has heard of ye South Sea Bubble, Egad! 

Still, ‘tis no concern o’ ours. Having bought Lakjaw he is also carving a place in local society. For, is that not the Lord Lieutenant of the County coming up the drive?

Bamfords Auctioneers Toy, Juvenalia and Collectors Sale - Friday 2nd March 2012 commencing at 10.30am at the Derby Auction House.

Viewing Thursday 1st March from 2pm until 5pm and on the morning of the sale from 9am.

Live bidding at www.the-saleroom.com/bamfords


The sale to include 400 lots of Toys, Dolls, Teddy Bears, Trains, Die-Cast, Corgi Toys, Dinky Toys, Tinplate, Star Wars, Lead Figures, Autographs, Books, Sporting Memorabilia, Stamps, Cigarette Cards, Medals and Militaria.

Lot 159 - The Filoscope flipbook optical toy, The British & Biograph Co Ltd, printed tinplate case holding a series of black and white images, the lever is used to flick the images to give the illusion of movement, 8.5cm long, c.1900

Lot 206 - Paradise Novelty Co clockwork tinplate and celluloid Mickey Mouse Jolly Cart, celluloid Mickey Mouse figure in tinplate cart being lead by a celluloid figure of Pluto, Regd No. 536488, 19cm long, boxed - illustrated paper label to lid








BAYKO BARON 10 - LA ROCHELLE

by Bilfred




 BAYKO BARON 10

LA ROCHELLE

'The Retrieval of Rochefort'

In the crepuscular gloom of a grey Atlantic dawn (hmmm nice!) the fishing fleet returns to Le Petit Basin  while the watchtower sentries search in vain for an English fleet to relieve their beleaguered Huguenot city


BAYKO BARON 9 - L'HOTEL DE TREVILLE

by Bilfred

 

BAYKO BARON 9

 L'Hotel De Treville

Nestling amid the Baroque palaces of the newly fashionable Faubourg St Germain, L'Hotel De Treville serves as the headquarters of the King's Musketeers 

 

Today they are to recieve a royal visitation.

 

 King Louis and Queen Anne indulge the citizenry

While Cardinal Richelieu, a martyr to his heamarhoids, arrives by coach.  

 

 

The royal couple are welcomed by Monsieur De Treville and young Alice D'Artagnan, who is to be enlisted today. 

 

Bathos, Pathos, Chanel and Constance Bonacieux, the Queen's dressmaker and Alice's amour, lead the other musketeers and their ladies in raising a cheer.

D'Artagnan takes the oath and receives the covetted blue tabard and brass-bound matchlock from Queen Anne - he also gets permission to wear the red-heeled bucket boots - but he can get those for himself !!

Another cheer goes up - 'All for some and a few for another!' Now they are - The Several Musketeers.

 But what is this? Under the walls of the Luxembourg itself a rascally rabble of renegade, rebellious, rapscalliony, riotous rogues is assembling - it's the Huguenots!

And there is their leader, Guy Sansmenton, wayward heir of the baron (BB 7) and at his side the puritanical reverend rabble rouser Deuteronomy Clapnose - and at his side... your friend and mine, Dribble the Doberman doing his best to cool things down as ever.

The rebels burst into the yard and a desperate melee ensues as non-combatants flee and gentlemen musketeers find themselves bizarrely standing shoulder to shoulder with the Cardinal's men

The air fills with a cacophonous din - the shrieks of ladies, snarl of combatants, groans of wounded, crack of matchlocks and ring o' steel on steel. No doubt the neighbours will be complaining !!

Betrayed by doubt Cardinal Richelieu summons his minions. Milady Lateautumn must reach the Place St Roch and order his coach round to the side entrance. Meanwhile Rochefort, the cardinal's living cheese, must take some guardsmen and clear the line of escape.

 But the renegades have anticipated just such a ploy. Under the walls of the Canalavert Rochefort is forced to surrender at pistol point. The agent , unfortunately wearing royal blue today, is bundled into the coach by men who have never seen the King in the flesh. 

Mission accomplished the rebels try to retreat, scattering into the alleyways, but the Cardinal's guards are close at their heels and corner a gang of them by the Guild House arcade. This is no moment for surrender.

 King Louis takes his leave before L'Hopital, under the bust of his father Henry IV, murdered by an assassin. Two of the attackers taken alive are shown to the king.This incident is the final proof that something must be done to curb the Huguenot menace!

 

you can see how the story continues at Bayko Baron 10 - 'La Rochelle'

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BAYKO BARON 13 - OUR LADY OF KAZAN

by Bilfred

BAYKO BARON 13

OUR LADY OF KAZAN

             Russia 1812, west of Smolensk - the retreating Russian forces stream past the monastery of Our Lady of Kazan.

The abbot comes to the gate to bless the marching men - the Russian generals have orders to destroy all in the French path, but that cannot include Our Lady